Being a longtime Liverpool fan, if I saw that Fernando not abandoned had an 88 Altogether card, but ALSO a 91 SBC card, I knew he would be mine. Of course, I had no money. But afresh I arranged 96 Neymar, tradeable. Then, I had money. So I got 91 SBC Torres on Saturday black and oh boy is he a appealing corruption acceptable striker.

Squad (also adjourned by Neymar, awash that boy for 2 million)

Games: 13

Goals: 24

Assists: 10

Just a fucking monster. I've abandoned acclimated him in WL and DKT so far, but I intend to go home tonight, angle D2 over my knee, and belt it like it told me "I'll never alarm you dad, Jeff".

Important to note: my complete ambition aback putting him in my band has been to get him to account as abounding goals as accessible in as abounding altered ways.

Pace (92) 10/10

He's appealing fast. In actuality can't ask for annihilation more. With the dispatch dribbler affection he feels even faster than you'd expect, and with the "tries to exhausted arresting line" trait, he's consistently on that accept accessible to burst. Regardless, already you beating that brawl away, you're chargeless Willy. I use a Hunter agenda on him for added 13-year-old tears. If he loses the ball, he's aswell atrociously quick to be active aback appear it, acceptation he picks up a lot of apart assurance he apparently should acquire absent for good. In my opinion, personally, just me, he's a fast guy.

Shooting (92) 13/10

So I consistently apprehend these reviews and see ratings of numbers greater than 10 out of 10 and get appealing annoyed, but I mean, angelic shit. He has denticulate some in actuality babble arbitrary goals. In the box he's in actuality unstoppable. He's a column allurement in the best way, at atomic 30% of his goals acquire been in off the column for me, just unsaveable define bullets. His ambit acid is bigger than my OTW Pogba. I denticulate a trivela attempt from alfresco the far angle of the box, as in 10 anxiety from the bend flag, just because he was on a hat ambush and the bold was in added time, so why not? I acquisition myself demography in actuality enragingly difficult shots and he at atomic armament a diving save every abandoned time. I can't say abundant about his feet.

Passing (84) 8/10

Gotta be honest, haven't done a ton of casual with him so I'm gonna accumulate this conservative. I do a lot of interchanging with Salah and Carrasco but already Torres gets the ball, I've got my eyes on goal. If they're authoritative an alluring run, of advance I'm traveling to yield that pass, and he's consistently putting it on a platter. It seems in actuality harder to overpower his passes, which is what you ambition from a playmaking attacker. They never abatement too far abaft or advanced of the runner.

Just abundantly consistent. But mostly, I do a lot of accord and FIFA 18 Coins go's, which seems to be alive adequately well.

Dribbling (92) 9/10

I'm not a skiller, so his 3 brilliant abilities agency abundant beneath to me than it would somebody who's complete technically competent with or codicillary aloft accomplished dribbling. Torres does what you ask him to do. He's a taller guy compared to a lot of dribbling attackers, but with his dispatch dribbling trait, the brawl is consistently at his feet, abutting by, tucked in like a candied little babyish at naptime, that you bang down the angle at top speeds afore smashing it into the aback of the net.

I'm abiding you could acquire abundant success with catchy feet, of advance bound to what his abilities allow, but for me he's a finisher and casual playmaker. I will say it's complete harder to get the brawl off him. He's one of those infuriating players that if you accouterment him altogether arch on, the brawl just array of rolls about your bottom and he keeps on chugging. Corruption that. It's fun.

Defending (45) N/A

He's won a few assurance aback with his animality but candidly who cares about this stat. This isn't why you carapace out for him.

Physical (86) 8.5/10

He's been muscled off the brawl a few times if he's not advantageous abundant to acquire artlessly larboard ablaze aisle in his wake, but he's able enough. Aggression is about low at 76, but with his 93 strength, he's boxy to get about as a defender. If they do acquire a acceptable adventitious of accepting the brawl afore they get circuitous up with him, they'll apparently get it. But already you're in foreground of them, no worries. IF Alex Sandro was like a cat clawing at a brick bank aggravating to get the brawl off him from behind. Backbone is 77 which is just not awesome. It's fine. He'll last, at the complete least, a lot of of the game. I've been bringing on Doumbia and/or Mane to inject blow if all-important at the end of the game, but if you apperceive how to use him, you'll acquire denticulate a hat ambush with him by the 60th minute and will just charge to beef out your affronted midfield. Also, he's a big bend blackmail with 92 jumping and 99 branch accuracy. Denticulate a few in actuality abstract headers with him.

El Niño is my admired striker in any FIFA ever. I cannot accent abundant how acceptable he is if you're searching for somebody with his strengths. His M/M workrates may be a turnoff, but for me he just does what he's asked. Comes to plan every day with a smile on his face, does his job until the blare blows, reheats his assortment for lunch, all that jazz. If you can acquiesce him, I abandoned anticipate he's account far added than the 700k I paid for him, you should get him.

Thank you for alert to my presentation of SBC 91 Fernando "Please Fuck My Bitch" Torres. I achievement you acquire a abundant summer vacation.

Edit: I'm not a copy and I can actually spell all the words I used.